Well let's see. My name is Derrick. I'm the youngest of 3 kids. I have 2 older sisters. All of which are pretty cool. My loyalties to family and friends run deep. Loyalty first all the bullshit second. I'm very random but when I need to be serious, I can usually pull it off. I basically live off of the charity of others, and thank God I know lots of wonderful caring people otherwise I would have been screwed a long time ago.
I once met Lindsey Lohan in an LA club and let me tell ya, they defintely airbrush those freckles away. lol. No but seriously they do. I enjoy most water sports.
I'm sarcastic but I'm funny so I believe that justifies it. I'm also into world domination, I think its totally cool. If you're still reading this I'm really impressed with you, like really really impressed. Impressed enough to give you a high five except I'm far too lazy for that, so why don't you give yourself a high five for me?

Wakeboarding, Learning to Surf, Women, Doing stupid stuff like Jackass but with pants on,energy drinks, cheap thrills, crossing the mexican border, cigars on a nice brisk evening, making fun of people less cool than me, getting people to do things of somewhat questionable legailty...

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life" (John 3:16). "And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved...
Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God." (John 3:3-5)